Microsoft Just Created A New State Of Matter
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ЁЯЪи MICROSOFT CREATES A NEW STATE OF MATTER + A VEGAN CULTтАЩS DEADLY REIGN ЁЯЪи
ЁЯзк MICROSOFTтАЩS SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH CHANGES EVERYTHING
Microsoft shocked the world by announcing theyтАЩve created a new phase of matter called a topological stateтАФsomething that exists only at a quantum level.
Why is this a big deal? Quantum computing.
Currently, if scientists want to create self-healing materials or simulate cancer cures, they have to trial and error their way to discoveries. Quantum computers could simulate these at an atomic levelтАФpredicting new materials, medicines, or energy sources before they even exist.
And MicrosoftтАЩs new quantum chip, Majorana 1, might hold more power than every computer on EarthтАФcombined.
WeтАЩre not there yet, but this is a huge leap forward.
ЁЯЫбя╕П A VIRAL APP LETS YOU ORDER PRIVATE SECURITY LIKE UBER
Yes, this is real.
A new app lets you summon private security on demand. You:
тЬФя╕П Pick how many bodyguards you want.
тЬФя╕П Choose their outfits (business casual, tactical, etc.).
тЬФя╕П Set a destinationтАФtheyтАЩll escort you.
The bodyguards are all ex-military or law enforcement, and while some people are using it seriouslyтАж others are just flexing.
Now weтАЩve got TikTokers ordering security to carry their matcha lattes.
At $200 an hour per guard, is this genius or ridiculous? 85% of my followers said genius.
ЁЯУ▒ APPLE CAVES TO UK GOVERNMENT DEMANDS
Apple just did something theyтАЩve never doneтАФnot even in China.
The UK government demanded a backdoor into encrypted iCloud data. Instead of complying, Apple removed its Advanced Data Protection from the UK entirely.
This means UK users no longer have the ability to fully encrypt their iCloud dataтАФa move that privacy advocates are calling a dark day for digital security.
The government argues this is about catching criminals. Apple says itтАЩs a massive overreach. What do you think?
тЭДя╕П DETROITтАЩS FROZEN FLOOD
Imagine an entire city floodingтАж and then turning into an ice block.
ThatтАЩs exactly what happened in Detroit. A water main from the 1930s burst, flooding neighborhoodsтАФthen temperatures dropped to -17┬░C (1.4┬░F), freezing everything solid.
Cars, homes, even basementsтАФcompletely encased in ice.
Detroit didnтАЩt break the laws of physicsтАФthis happened because it wasnтАЩt rainтАФit was a massive pipe rupture. But the result? One of the weirdest disasters weтАЩve ever seen.
тЪая╕П VEGAN CULT LEADER ARRESTED AFTER DEADLY RAMPAGE
Jack LaSota, leader of the bizarre тАЬZizianтАЭ vegan cult, was arrested after his group left a trail of death across America.
Originally a group of tech visionaries living on a boat, things spiraled into violence, stabbings, and shootouts.
тЬФя╕П Their landlord was impaled with a sword (and survived).
тЬФя╕П A cult member murdered her own parents.
тЬФя╕П A shootout with border agents left two dead.
After evading authorities for months, LaSota was arrested last week, dressed in all black, carrying ammo belts and a weapon. But some members are still out there.
ЁЯФ╗ RAPID FIRE NEWS
тЬФя╕П Archaeologists discovered the first PharaohтАЩs tomb in over 100 years.
тЬФя╕П The Pope is in critical condition after multiple blood transfusions.
тЬФя╕П An Ohio bill proposes fining men $10,000 for ejaculating without intent to conceive. (Yes, really.)
тЬФя╕П Sean тАЬDiddyтАЭ CombsтАЩ lawyer suddenly quit his case, saying: тАЬUnder no circumstances can I continue.тАЭ
ThatтАЩs it for nowтАФsubscribe or face a biblical whipping. ЁЯФе
00:00 - Introducing
00:47 - New Matter just dropped
04:54 - Protector app
07:01 - Apple vs the UK
08:40 - Detroit freezes
10:27 - Whippings
10:55 - Zizians
15:52 - Egypt finds new mummy
16:27 - The Pope falls ill
16:46 - Men go broke.
17:39 - Diddy Update
