Microsoft Just Created A New State Of Matter
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đ¨ MICROSOFT CREATES A NEW STATE OF MATTER + A VEGAN CULTâS DEADLY REIGN đ¨
𧪠MICROSOFTâS SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH CHANGES EVERYTHING
Microsoft shocked the world by announcing theyâve created a new phase of matter called a topological stateâsomething that exists only at a quantum level.
Why is this a big deal? Quantum computing.
Currently, if scientists want to create self-healing materials or simulate cancer cures, they have to trial and error their way to discoveries. Quantum computers could simulate these at an atomic levelâpredicting new materials, medicines, or energy sources before they even exist.
And Microsoftâs new quantum chip, Majorana 1, might hold more power than every computer on Earthâcombined.
Weâre not there yet, but this is a huge leap forward.
đĄď¸ A VIRAL APP LETS YOU ORDER PRIVATE SECURITY LIKE UBER
Yes, this is real.
A new app lets you summon private security on demand. You:
âď¸ Pick how many bodyguards you want.
âď¸ Choose their outfits (business casual, tactical, etc.).
âď¸ Set a destinationâtheyâll escort you.
The bodyguards are all ex-military or law enforcement, and while some people are using it seriously⌠others are just flexing.
Now weâve got TikTokers ordering security to carry their matcha lattes.
At $200 an hour per guard, is this genius or ridiculous? 85% of my followers said genius.
đą APPLE CAVES TO UK GOVERNMENT DEMANDS
Apple just did something theyâve never doneânot even in China.
The UK government demanded a backdoor into encrypted iCloud data. Instead of complying, Apple removed its Advanced Data Protection from the UK entirely.
This means UK users no longer have the ability to fully encrypt their iCloud dataâa move that privacy advocates are calling a dark day for digital security.
The government argues this is about catching criminals. Apple says itâs a massive overreach. What do you think?
âď¸ DETROITâS FROZEN FLOOD
Imagine an entire city flooding⌠and then turning into an ice block.
Thatâs exactly what happened in Detroit. A water main from the 1930s burst, flooding neighborhoodsâthen temperatures dropped to -17°C (1.4°F), freezing everything solid.
Cars, homes, even basementsâcompletely encased in ice.
Detroit didnât break the laws of physicsâthis happened because it wasnât rainâit was a massive pipe rupture. But the result? One of the weirdest disasters weâve ever seen.
â ď¸ VEGAN CULT LEADER ARRESTED AFTER DEADLY RAMPAGE
Jack LaSota, leader of the bizarre âZizianâ vegan cult, was arrested after his group left a trail of death across America.
Originally a group of tech visionaries living on a boat, things spiraled into violence, stabbings, and shootouts.
âď¸ Their landlord was impaled with a sword (and survived).
âď¸ A cult member murdered her own parents.
âď¸ A shootout with border agents left two dead.
After evading authorities for months, LaSota was arrested last week, dressed in all black, carrying ammo belts and a weapon. But some members are still out there.
đť RAPID FIRE NEWS
âď¸ Archaeologists discovered the first Pharaohâs tomb in over 100 years.
âď¸ The Pope is in critical condition after multiple blood transfusions.
âď¸ An Ohio bill proposes fining men $10,000 for ejaculating without intent to conceive. (Yes, really.)
âď¸ Sean âDiddyâ Combsâ lawyer suddenly quit his case, saying: âUnder no circumstances can I continue.â
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00:00 - Introducing
00:47 - New Matter just dropped
04:54 - Protector app
07:01 - Apple vs the UK
08:40 - Detroit freezes
10:27 - Whippings
10:55 - Zizians
15:52 - Egypt finds new mummy
16:27 - The Pope falls ill
16:46 - Men go broke.
17:39 - Diddy Update